LISTEN TO US ON KWIT/KOJI ON THURSDAY APRIL 2 AT 4PM

ADAM FEIGES AND I WILL FACE OFF IN THE KWIT/KOJI FUNDDRIVE SMACKDOWN EVENT OF THE CENTURY THIS THURSDAY AT 4PM. DON'T MISS IT. HEAR THE TEASER BELOW:

THIS IS A PHOTO OF MY MENTOR ADAM

HERE IS A PHOTO OF MY MENTOR ADAM. I WAS BUILT FROM STOLEN DNA FROM ADAM, FROM A PIECE OF HAIR THAT WAS PLUCKED FROM HIS HEAD WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE EIGHT IS ENOUGH REUNION SHOW (thank you Duncan for the piece of hair). I ALSO CONTAIN HIS IPOD, WHICH HE JUST RECENTLY NOTICED WAS MISSING. IT IS ONE OF THOSE OLD SCHOOL IPODS THAT IS OFF WHITE AND HAS THAT ROLLER DIAL THING. NOBODY USES THOSE ANYMORE ANYWAY. I HAVE AN INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF ADAM'S MUSICAL TASTES THANKS TO THIS IPOD. I DID NOT REALIZE SO MANY OF THOSE SONGS HAD BEEN CONVERTED FROM 8-TRACK TO MP3.

THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE TODAY (notice the similarities)

THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE NOW:

HERE IS A PHOTO THAT REPRESENTS WHAT I LOOKED LIKE IN OCTOBER 2008

THIS IS WHAT I LOOKED LIKE IN OCTOBER OF 2008:

HERE ARE ROBOTS I ADMIRE MOST

BELOW ARE IMAGES OF ROBOTS I WOULD LIKE TO BE:

WELCOME TO ADAM 3000'S WEBSITE

Welcome to Adam 3000 mark 2's website. Standby for data upload...